We got to see all the huge fancy Beer tents like the one below, I guess each one can hold about 2,000 drunk people. Also worth mentioning were the amount of drunk stumblers already out. Anna and I were in the train at 3 and some Italian guy was one hard turn on the tracks away from throwing up all-over the train.
We all wake up at 5:30 AM! The girls all needed to get their Dirndls on and get ready for the big day. By 6:30 AM we were out in front of the beer tent so we could secure our table for 20. Worth mentioning is the fact the doors do not open until 9:00 so that means 2.5 hours of standing, watching the sun come up and the trickle of people walk into Oktoberfest slowly filling up the streets and packing the areas in front of the soon to be open tents. By 8:00 it was so crowded I could barely lift my hand to touch my face and once I did I had to stand there with my hand up like I had a question for about 15 minutes. By 8:15 I cracked my first beer, handed to me by some British guy in the mass of people. The next 45 minutes consisted of me trying to drink said beer without elbowing anyone in the face. Meanwhile I'm pretty sure someones hands are in my back pockets grabbing my ass. I did not know who this was since I was unable to move, I honestly didn't want to turn around to find out. I just prayed it was some hot German Fraulein, not some creeping middle aged dude.
Finally 9:00 arrives and the doors open and in the most unorganized fashion possible everyone tries to make towards the door. People start getting crushed women start crying, I was just happy to be tall and managed to push myself through the doors. Once I got clear I turned around to see Anna and her friend trapped so I grabbed them and pulled them out of the mob to safety.
At 9:15 we secured a table to fit our whole group and I am holding my first liter of German Lowenbrau. I make quick work of it and continue on trying to make sure I'm never beer less. Eventually the music starts and as you can see it was pretty crazy. Once again I had no idea what was being said but as long as I kept the beers coming I was able to pretend I knew the lyrics and dance on the tables like the rest of the Germans. Anna's friends were all very nice to me and helped me with ordering food and beer, so I didn't have to worry about making an ass out of myself.
When we got back to Anna's we raided her kitchen for food and by 1 I was asleep only to have to wait up again at 5 so I could catch the train to make my 7:00 flight. If was rough and it wouldn't have been possible had Anna not taken me to the last station possible before I boarded the one the took me to the airport.
Once I made it home safe and sound I believe I slept my life away all day on Sunday resting up for my big 21st birthday.
Coming up very soon: My 21st Birthday and boy do I have stories!
Just waiting for some pictures to surface....
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